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Why I am Voting for the Democratic Candidate

The Google calendar on my phone has been notifying me for the past three weeks that election day is today, November 8.  This is sadly indicative of me having not written anything into my calendar for three weeks, which explains why I can never remember to do anything, but that’s besides the point.

Economists often go on about how voting is a huge waste of time, since your vote will have exactly zero effect if the election does not come down to a 50/50 tie, and the odds of that happening are incredibly slim.  You’d be better off doing something productive with your time, like making money or writing papers or something.  This ignores less “rational” reasons for voting, like patriotism, a sense of duty, or signaling to all of your friends how political you are because you voted.

Economists also like to say that if you see a dollar on the ground don’t waste your time picking it up as it must be a fake, since if it were real someone would have picked it up already, but I’ve found enough money on the ground in my day to disprove this.  I often wonder if economists factor in such things as whether it’s $1 vs. $20, or proximity to an ATM, or if there is just a straight percentage chance it’s real vs. caloric expenditure to grab it.  If there is a way to develop a formula for this, would it be worth the time spent?  We should probably outsource it.

In the book Connected, Nicholas Christakis makes the case that due to the influence our actions have on the opinions and actions of others, your single vote is actually worth much more than one, as your influence radiates outward to your friends, and friends of friends, etc.  This especially works for “popular” people, with densely woven social connections.  To me, this would seem to mean then that the optimal strategy, assuming you care about the outcome of an election, would be to conspicuously advertise the fact that you’re voting, and why, while not actually going out and voting.  Social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter now give everyone endless opportunities to show how much they truly care without the burden of actually acting on it.  Occupy your Facebook wall and text $5 to Haiti.  I mean, it’s pretty cold out there.

Today I am voting for the Democratic candidate, as my views are mostly democratically liberal.  I believe that the government should provide help to those in need.  I believe that markets should be regulated to prevent corporations from destroying people and the environment.  I am pro-choice, anti-death penalty, and pro-gay marriage.  Actually I’d like to see marriage as a government institution completely done away with and replaced universally with civil unions, which would go along nicely with a strong desire for the separation of church and state.  I’m admittedly on the fence on the right to bear arms, but I don’t think we should have fences around our country.

I don’t really have any facts to back up why I believe these things, as they just seem like common sense to me, and I question the sanity of anyone who believes otherwise (especially on non-fiscal policies).  By voting for the Democratic candidate I believe these beliefs and agendas stand the greatest chance of being maintained or furthered.

So you know who I’m voting for.  I urge you today, Election Day, to go out and vote.  It’s your right!

P.S. I would Google what candidate I’m voting for, but it’s kind of a waste of my time.

Occupy Starbucks

Meh.

Occupy Wallstreet has been an excellent source of free dinner and break dancing the last few weeks.  The first time I went I noticed a box of Clif bars that I assumed was up for grabs, so I took three.  Then I laughed at my own immediate abuse of a socialist system. I would have taken the whole box but I was hanging out with someone I didn’t know all that well.

I watched a bunch of guys play Yu-Gi-Oh there for awhile this week.  No wonder they’re angry, having spent all of that disposable income on Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead of a real game.  If only there were a few disgruntled Magic players down there I’d pitch a tent tomorrow.

the fuzz

"Just punchd a hippie in the face, lolz"

People seem really stoked to repeat what everyone says instead of investing in a megaphone.  One person says something really loud and inspiring, and then everyone within earshot repeats it, for the benefit of the rest.  This seems to be an excellent way to mix up your message, as anyone who has ever played telephone or talked to people before can tell you.  Maybe megaphone manufacturing is destroying the environment.

I even took my mom down there for lunch when she visited about a week ago.  When I brought my plastic fork back after eating I was informed that they were not, in fact, reusing them.  The poor girl serving food looked like I had just exposed something terrible.  ”Thanks for asking though” she said, and I chucked it right into the giant garbage bin beside her.

The police, for their part, seem to be pretty over it by now.  At least they’re not chucking tear gas canisters at people’s heads or anything.  During the Occupy protest on 42nd Street, which I happened through with my mom, I noticed a police officer conspicuously eyeing (like head going up and down tapping his buddies on the shoulders eyeing) a rather attractive women walking in front of me.  Our conversation went exactly as follows:

delicious

FREEdom food.

“What are you checking her out for?”
“She’s hot.”
“You’re a god damn police officer .”
“Yeah, well I’m a man too.”
“I don’t give a fuck what you are.”

And then he said something else to me while my mom was pulling on my arm trying to get me out of there.  This isn’t a comment on Occupy police officer behavior so much as it is on NYC police officers in general.  Rather unhelpful.

I’ll probably swing by again soon though.  At least once the shower soap I stocked up on from there runs out.  They were giving out razors too but you had to ask the guy at the booth, and I didn’t want to look like a freeloader.